He has all the signs of a weather beaten life. Musty wood shavings with a dash of fir around the wrinkles of a hard worker. Dark chocolate, rum and spice which makes him actually quite nice. Laughter amongst the sweat and curses. Not such a romantic but dependable, reliable and eventually he gets the job done. You know you like him, (even though he is an ugly bastard).
INSTRUCTIONS: Put this cologne on the dashboard, under the windscreen of the ute so it gets to 60 C. That way it will get so bloody hot it will really burn when you splash it on your poor face ! (Or maybe keep it in a cool dark place fellas). Spray it on the sides of your neck and avoid copious amounts, so no one knows you really are an ugly bastard.