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He has all the signs of a weather beaten life. Musty wood shavings with a dash of fir around the wrinkles of a hard worker. Dark chocolate, rum and spice which makes him actually quite nice. Laughter amongst the sweat and curses. Not such a romantic but dependable, reliable and eventually he gets the job done. You know you like him, (even though he is an ugly bastard).
INSTRUCTIONS: Put this cologne on the dashboard, under the windscreen of the ute so it gets to 60 C. That way it will get so bloody hot it will really burn when you splash it on your poor face ! (Or maybe keep it in a cool dark place fellas). Spray it on the sides of your neck and avoid copious amounts, so no one knows you really are an ugly bastard.
“Then, one day, a lovely sunny day with tufts of primroses under the hazels, and many violets dotting the paths, she came in the afternoon to the coops and there was one tiny, tiny perky chicken tinily prancing round in front of a coop. The keeper, squatting beside her, was also watching with an amused face the bold little bird in her hands. Suddenly he saw a tear fall on to her wrist. And he stood up, and stood away, moving to the other coop. For suddenly he was aware of the old flame shooting and leaping up in his loins, that he had hoped was quiescent for ever. He laid his hand on her shoulder, and softly, gently, it began to travel down the curve of her back, blindly, with a blind stroking motion, to the curve of her crouching loins. “Shall you come to the hut?” he said, in a quiet, neutral voice.” 'Lady Chatterley’s Lover’ by D.H.Lawrence 
Up at the crack of dawn for a big day mustering the cattle. Saddle up, leather boots shine and a cocky tilt of the hat. You are fresh, sharp and dynamite hissing. GO GET 'EM…..
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