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He has all the signs of a weather beaten life. Musty wood shavings with a dash of fir around the wrinkles of a hard worker. Dark chocolate, rum and spice which makes him actually quite nice. Laughter amongst the sweat and curses. Not such a romantic but dependable, reliable and eventually he gets the job done. You know you like him, (even though he is an ugly bastard). INSTRUCTIONS: Put this cologne on the dashboard, under the windscreen of the ute so it gets to 60 C. That way it will get so bloody hot it will really burn when you splash it on your poor face ! (Or maybe keep it in a cool dark place fellas). Spray it on the sides of your neck and avoid copious amounts, so no one knows you really are an ugly bastard.
If you can dream – and not make dreams your master; If you can think – and not make thoughts your aim, If you can meet Triumph and Disaster, And treat those two impostors just the same: If you can fill the unforgiving minute, With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it, And – which is more – you’ll be a Man, my son! By Rudyard Kipling “A deep rich woody scent reminiscent of wood piles, freshly chopped timbers, the sap, shavings and sawdust of red gum; and the effort required to make the same.”
“El Diablo” is Spanish for the Devil. This cologne is hot and spicy. A little mischievous and bewitching. Not as wicked as Mephisto was crafty and fiendish, but rather quick, sharp, clever and daring. Wild spices of cinnamon, clove, and nutmeg are warmed with black pepper then suddenly cooled with lime and bergamot oils. It’s hot, fast and a little bit devilish. Watch out for the flames and smoke. Dare you! A real winter warmer…..
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